STAR TREK: THE NEXT GENERATION "Up the Long Ladder" "f.k.a. 'Send in the Clones'" #40272-144 Written by Melinda M. Snodgrass Directed by Winrich Kolbe THE WRITING CREDITS MAY NOT BE FINAL AND SHOULD NOT BE USED FOR PUBLICITY OR ADVERTISING PURPOSES WITHOUT FIRST CHECKING WITH THE TELEVISION LEGAL DEPARTMENT. Copyright 1989 Paramount Pictures Corporation. All Rights Reserved. This script is not for publication or reproduction. No one is authorized to dispose of same. If lost or destroyed, please notify the Script Department. 4TH REVISED FINAL DRAFT MARCH 17, 1989 STAR TREK: "Send in the Clones" - 3/17/89 - CAST STAR TREK: THE NEXT GENERATION "Send in the Clones" CAST PICARD DANILO ODELL RIKER BRENNA ODELL DATA OLD MAN PULASKI TROI WILSON GRANGER GEORDI (1A, 1B) WORF O'BRIEN Non-Speaking Non-Speaking N. D. CREWMEMBERS SMALL CHILD TWO SECURITY MEN CROWD OF BRINGLOIDI ATHLETIC BLACK MEN (2A, 2B, 2C) ELIZABETH VALLIS/ BEAUTIFUL WOMAN (3A / 3B & 3C) ANOTHER BEAUTIFUL WOMAN (4A, 4B) AIDES/NURSES (5A, 5B) STAR TREK: "Send in the Clones" - 3/17/89 - SETS STAR TREK: THE NEXT GENERATION "Send in the Clones" SETS INTERIORS EXTERIORS USS ENTERPRISE USS ENTERPRISE CORRIDOR MAIN BRIDGE STARBASE TURBOLIFT TRANSPORTER ROOM OBSERVATION LOUNGE CARGO HOLD SEVEN SICKBAY/PULASKI'S OFFICE RIKER'S QUARTERS CAPTAIN'S READY ROOM MARIPOSA GRANGER'S OFFICE CLONING LABORATORY HALL STAR TREK: THE NEXT GENERATION "Send in the Clones" TEASER FADE IN: 1 EXT. SPACE - THE ENTERPRISE (OPTICAL) docked at a starbase. (stock shot) PICARD (V.O.) Captain's log, Stardate 42823.2. My meeting with Admiral James Moore has offered me an interesting proposal. We have completed our repairs, and are preparing to warp out. 2 OMITTED 3 INT. CAPTAIN'S READY ROOM (OPTICAL) PICARD is listening to the raspy, static filled TONES of an SOS code. RIKER enters. RIKER Yes, sir? PICARD Recognize that? RIKER No, sir, I'm sorry, I don't. Picard turns off the signal. PICARD It's an old style Terran distress beacon. It kicked in last month, and was detected by the starbase. RIKER What's its origin point? PICARD The Ficus quadrant. STAR TREK: "Send In The Clones" - 3/17/89 - TEASER 2. 3 CONTINUED: RIKER (thinks for a moment) Captain, there are no records of an Earth colony in that area. PICARD Admiral Moore has offered us the task of investigating the signal. RIKER (with a grin) And of course we've accepted. PICARD Am I so transparent? RIKER You've got that look in your eye. PICARD (a little uncomfortable) Oh? RIKER The lure of a mystery. PICARD A lost Earth colony. That is an exciting idea. RIKER They may not have survived. PICARD They're calling for help, aren't they? RIKER You're an optimist. PICARD Always. Suddenly, the oscillations of the sound appear on the screen, then a page of print. COMPUTER VOICE Signal analysis complete. Distress beacon used by the European Hegemony. STAR TREK: "Send In The Clones" - 3/17/89 - TEASER 3. 3 CONTINUED: (2) RIKER The European Hegemony? PICARD A loose alliance that formed in the early twenty-second century. It was the first step toward a world government. You should read more history, Number One. Computer, bracket exact dates when this beacon was in general use. COMPUTER VOICE Old Earth calendar, 2123 until 2190. RIKER No extraterrestrial source has ever used this beacon? COMPUTER VOICE Negative. PICARD Locate all Earth deep space launches from 2123 until 2190, and list their destinations. COMPUTER VOICE Working. A neat two column list appears on the screen. Picard scans it eagerly. Then leans back in disappointment. PICARD Nothing for the Ficus quadrant. Damn it, who's out there? RIKER Guess we'll have to wait and ask them. Riker EXITS, and Picard stares thoughtfully off into space, contemplating the mystery. 3A EXT. SPACE - THE ENTERPRISE (OPTICAL) pulling back from the starbase, pivoting slowly to a new heading and warping out. FADE OUT. END OF THE TEASER STAR TREK: "Send In The Clones" - 3/17/89 - ACT ONE 4. ACT ONE FADE IN: 4 EXT. SPACE (OPTICAL) The Enterprise travelling at warp. 5 INT. MAIN BRIDGE Riker has the bridge. Data is at OPS, Worf at Tactical. Supernumeraries at the other stations. Worf is not feeling well, but trying to hide it. Klingons don't get sick. But as Riker and Data continue their casual desultory conversation, Worf's faintness increases. RIKER How could a spaceship leave Earth without some kind of a record? DATA Perhaps it was deliberate. They may have wished to escape detection. RIKER You're suggesting they were fugitives? DATA During the Eugenics Wars a group of genetically superior humans ruled the world. After their defeat some did escape. Riker is becoming aware of Worf's silence. Riker stands and looks back at the Klingon. (This is light, just shoot the breeze conversation.) RIKER What do you think, Worf. Can we handle supermen? The Klingon lets out a long growling groan, and faints dead away. Data and Riker rush up the ramp. RIKER Medical emergency! Doctor Pulaski to the bridge. STAR TREK: "Send In The Clones" - 3/17/89 - ACT ONE 5. 5 CONTINUED: The android and the first officer stare in amazement and concern at the unconscious Worf as we GO TO: 6 INT. SICKBAY Worf is on a biobed. Pulaski is running a tricorder over him, and comparing the hand held readouts to the overhead display. WORF I am fine. PULASKI You are not fine, you fainted. WORF I did not faint. Klingons do not faint. PULASKI Excuse me, I'll rephrase. This Klingon suffered a dramatic drop in blood pressure, his blood glucose level dropped, there was deficient blood flow resulting from perpheral circulatory failure, in other words he curled up his toes and laid unconscious on the floor. WORF Doctor, there is no need to insult me. PULASKI Worf, I'm worried. Something's wrong. Klingons don't faint -- forgive me, but I can't think of another word which applies -- for no reason. You're sick. WORF Klingons don't get sick. PULASKI (tartly) They sure do get stupid. Stay there! I need to check something with the computer. STAR TREK: "Send In The Clones" - 3/17/89 - ACT ONE 6. 6 CONTINUED: She crosses to a computer console. Checks some medical texts. Crosses back to Worf. She is trying vainly to suppress a smile. PULASKI Lieutenant, you've got rop'ngor. Worf looks horrified. WORF Doctor, no one must learn that I am suffering from a childhood ailment! PULASKI I have to file a report. WORF But it is so humiliating! 7 thru OMITTED 10 11 INT. READY ROOM (OPTICAL) Picard is seated at his desk thoughtfully knuckling his chin as he studies the computer screen. This thing has gotten under his skin, and all his scholarly instincts are engaged. He is going to find the answer. PULASKI'S COM VOICE Captain Picard. PICARD Ah, Doctor, how is Worf? 11A INT. SICKBAY PULASKI He's in no danger. Worf was observing a Klingon ritual involving fasting, and he didn't take into account that you need to decrease physical activity as you decrease caloric intake. Pulaski out. STAR TREK: "Send In The Clones" - 3/17/89 - ACT ONE 7. 11B INT. CAPTAIN'S READY ROOM Picard resumes his research. There is a CHIME. PICARD Come. Data ENTERS, and crosses to Picard. DATA Sir, there is a discrepancy between our requisition order for display panels and the number actually tendered by the starbase. PICARD How can something so simple become so complicated? DATA Such is the nature of a bureaucracy? Suddenly Picard reacts. He leans eagerly into the computer, and touches a pad. PICARD (to himself and cutting off Data) There's more than one way to skin a bureaucratic cat. DATA Sir? PICARD There's no record of a launch to the Ficus quadrant. Not unusual if you consider the chaos of the early twenty-second century, but someone had to load that ship. DATA Ah, yes, the manifest. A page appears on the screen. PICARD There it is. The Mariposa, launch date November 27, 2123. Captain Walter Granger, commanding. STAR TREK: "Send In The Clones" - 3/17/89 - ACT ONE 8. 11B CONTINUED: DATA Mariposa is the Spanish word for butterfly. PICARD Thank you, Data. DATA I thought it might be significant. PICARD It doesn't appear to be. Ah... and here is the cargo list. (in an aside to Data) You can tell a lot about people from their luggage. Let's see, two hundred and twenty five Yoshimitsu computers, five monitor beacon satellites, seven hundred cellular commlinks, fifty spinning wheels -- Data is confused. (Data and Picard's dialogue should proceed simultaneously.) DATA Spinning wheels? Accessing. A device for spinning yarn or thread that consists of a large foot or hand driven wheel and one spindle. PICARD Cattle, chickens, pigs. . . . not DNA, the actual livestock. (to Data) Incredible. Why would anyone carry such an insane mix of cargo? DATA Spindle -- a thin rounded tapering rod -- PICARD (exasperated) Data! The android jerks himself back to the present, but very coolly responds. STAR TREK: "Send In The Clones" - 3/17/89 - ACT ONE 9. 11B CONTINUED: (2) DATA Perhaps they were planning for the worst. (Data goes into analysis mode) In the early twenty-second century Earth was recovering from World War III. A major philosopher of the period was Liam Dieghan, the founder of the Neo-Transcendentalists. He advocated a return to a simpler life in which one lived in harmony with nature, and learned under her gentle tutelage -- PICARD Thank you, Data. But if this was a ship full of utopians, why carry the technological baggage? DATA Sir, I have insufficient information from which to form a cogent theory. PICARD I hate a mystery. DATA (confused) But, sir what about Dixon Hill, and your penchant for detective fiction -- PICARD (interrupting) Allow me to correct myself. I hate a mystery I cannot solve. Off Data's thoughtful expression as we GO TO: 12 EXT. SPACE - THE ENTERPRISE (OPTICAL) booting along at warp speed. STAR TREK: "Send In The Clones" - 3/17/89 - ACT ONE 10. 12A INT. SICKBAY - PULASKI'S OFFICE She is working. Suddenly Worf is in the doorway carrying a tray set with two delicate, yet spartan cups, a stone tea pot and a thorn-covered branch with a single blossom midway up the branch. (The thorns need to look like curving hooks.) WORF I wished to thank you for protecting my -- PULASKI Your secret is safe with me. He sets down the tray, strips several of the thorns from the branch and tosses them into the steaming pot. PULASKI (continuing) Worf, I'm honored. No one has ever made the Tea for me. She plucks off the white blossom, and places it in one of the cups so the tea pours through its petals. Worf looks at her in surprise. WORF You know the ceremony? PULASKI I understand the externals. Not the mysteries. I'm not a Klingon. WORF You must not drink the tea. It is deadly to humans. PULASKI And none too good for Klingons. WORF It is a test of bravery, of one's ability to look at the face of mortality. It is also a reminder that death is an experience best shared -- like the tea. PULASKI Worf, you're a romantic. STAR TREK: "Send In The Clones" - 3/17/89 - ACT ONE 11. 12A CONTINUED: WORF It is among the Klingons that love poetry achieves its fullest flower. PULASKI Hold that thought. Pulaski leaves the office. Quickly returns with a hypospray. She pours out Worf's cup, hands it to him. Gives herself an injection. Picks up her cup, and drinks. Worf starts to react. She holds him off with an upraised hand. PULASKI Antidote. If we're going to share, let's share. Now, quote me a little of that poetry. Off his expression as we GO TO: 13 EXT. SPACE - A SUN (OPTICAL) Throwing out spectacular flares. We trace one of these tongues of fire as it seems to almost touch a planet. 13A INT. MAIN BRIDGE Present are Picard, TROI, Riker, Worf and Data. Supernumerary at CONN. DATA Scans indicate human life form readings thirty meters below the planet's surface. WORF Hailing on all frequencies, Captain. So far no response. DATA There is no evidence of an advanced communication network. PICARD But the comlinks? WORF There is no artifical power source on the planet. STAR TREK: "Send In The Clones" - 3/17/89 - ACT ONE 12. 13A CONTINUED: RIKER But they've got a monitoring satellite. TROI A good thing, too. Without it we would never have known they needed help. DATA Captain, the stellar flares are increasing in intensity and frequency. Computer projections indicate they will envelope the planet in three point six hours. PICARD Mister Worf, prepare for immediate evacuation. WORF Evacuation will be difficult. Our shields can be lowered for transport only between the flares. TROI Captain, these people have been isolated for three hundred years. We cannot beam them to the Enterprise without warning. RIKER And if they have slipped back into barbarism the experience would scare them to death. PICARD You'll have to go down there, Number One. RIKER On my way. 14 EXT. SPACE - THE ENTERPRISE (OPTICAL) In orbit around the planet. STAR TREK: "Send In The Clones" - 3/17/89 - ACT ONE 13. 14 CONTINUED: PICARD (V.O.) Captain's log, supplemental. Commander Riker has reached the caverns, but we are still waiting to begin the evacuation. 15 INT. MAIN BRIDGE Present are Picard, Troi, Worf and Data. Supernumerary at CONN. PICARD What's the situation, Number One? RIKER'S COM VOICE There are roughly two hundred people down here. PICARD Their condition? RIKER'S COM VOICE Surprisingly good. PICARD Are they willing to leave? RIKER'S COM VOICE Yes, but -- PICARD (interrupting) Well, get them up here. RIKER'S COM VOICE I'm having a little altercation with the colony's leader. PICARD I'm not interested, Commander. Initiate the transport. RIKER'S COM VOICE But, sir -- PICARD No arguments. RIKER'S COM VOICE Aye, aye, sir, we're on our way. All of us. Riker out. STAR TREK: "Send In The Clones" - 3/17/89 - ACT ONE 14. 15 CONTINUED: Picard exchanges a quizzical glance with Troi who merely shrugs. In the background we hear the SOUNDS of people, the bleat of goats, the cackle of chickens, the squealing of pigs. O'BRIEN'S COM VOICE (continuing) Uh... Captain, you better get down here. Picard gives Troi an incredulous glance, and she stifles a giggle. Off Picard's expression as we GO TO: 15A INT. TRANSPORTER ROOM O'BRIEN, his eyes bugging out of his head regards the Bringloidi refugees, and DANILO complete with their livestock, who are climbing off the transporter platform. O'BRIEN Right away! 15B OMITTED FADE OUT. END OF ACT ONE STAR TREK: "Send In The Clones" - 3/17/89 - ACT TWO 15. ACT TWO FADE IN: 16 OMITTED 17 INT. CORRIDOR Picard and Worf are hustling down the corridor. The Transporter Room doors open, and a terrified chicken comes clucking and weaving its way into the corridor. (Worf presses himself against the corridor wall. It's the elephant and the mouse.) The doors open again, and out comes a SMALL GIRL who gathers up the hen, and carries her back into the Transporter Room. Worf and Picard exchange glances, and follow the child and the livestock into the Transporter Room. 18 INT. TRANSPORTER ROOM It is a scene of chaos. Straw, feathers and animal droppings litter the platform, and spill out onto the floor. An older man, DANILO ODELL, dressed in boots, homespun pants and a handknit sweater, and holding a flask, is directing traffic and bending O'Brien's ear. People, all holding some kind of livestock (crates of chickens, a lamb, a piglet), are milling around the Transporter Room. (A second wave of Bringloidi, with Riker among them, are climbing off the transporter platform.) O'Brien stares in consternation at a goat on a lead which is sniffing at his pants, and tries to respond to Danilo. DANILO Ah, O'Brien, I should have known that a good Irishman would be running this ship, and not some Frenchy. O'BRIEN (to the goat) Shoo! Shoo, damn you! Danilo reacts to this, because he's not sure who O'Brien is addressing. PICARD What the devil is going on here?! STAR TREK: "Send In The Clones" - 3/17/89 - ACT TWO 16. 18 CONTINUED: Danilo saunters toward Picard. Riker notices and starts pushing through the crowd. DANILO Oh, Picard is it. The man who makes decisions for me and mine without so much as a by-your- leave. Worf doesn't like the man's tone to the captain. He lets out a low throated rumble. Danilo stares at the flask, at Worf, gives his head a shake, and carefully pockets the flask. DANILO (re Worf) Do you generally have him on a leash? Worf snarls, but he is a little taken aback by this insouciance. Riker finally pushes through the crowd. PICARD My security chief, Lieutenant Worf. DANILO Danilo Odell, at your service. He extends his hand to Picard. Picard ignores it. PICARD I don't want your service, Mister Odell. I want this damn livestock off my ship. RIKER (sotto voce to Picard) You said you didn't want to waste time arguing. DANILO Captain, this damn livestock has fed our children, been company to the old and sick and playmates to the young... RIKER And can this man ever argue. STAR TREK: "Send In The Clones" - 3/17/89 - ACT TWO 17. 18 CONTINUED: (2) DANILO ... I couldn't leave them to die. Besides, how can we rebuild without our animals? This is beginning to appeal to Picard's sense of the absurd. PICARD Alright. Chief O'Brien, kindly transport this group to Cargo Hold Seven, and the remaining refugees on the planet should go directly into the hold so we can stop dirtying my ship. O'BRIEN Yes, sir. Danilo turns and bellows to the assembled Bringloidi. DANILO Back onto the infernal machine. RIKER We're taking another little ride. The Bringloidi and Riker cram onto the platform. DANILO We've got to have a little talk. Picard finds himself propelled into the corridor by Danilo. Worf follows. 18A INT. CORRIDOR PICARD Er... fine, and then Mister Worf can show you the ship. DANILO That would be grand. And Captain, it was grand of you to resue us from out troubles. PICARD (very dry) My pleasure. STAR TREK: "Send In The Clones" - 3/17/89 - ACT TWO 18. 18A CONTINUED: The threesome walk together, Picard a little hunched shouldered. He is really intent on getting to that turbolift. DANILO You must be worth quite a bit to own a ship like this. PICARD I don't own the Enterprise, I command her. DANILO Whatever. Would you happen to be married? PICARD No. Why? DANILO I have a daughter. PICARD (very dry) I felicitate you. They have reached the turbolift, and Picard steps in. DANILO Would you be interested? PICARD (explosively) No! The doors start to shut, and Danilo squeezes quickly into the turbolift. 18B INT. TURBOLIFT DANILO You're sure? PICARD Yes! Danilo holds up his hands placatingly, and backs out of the turbolift. Off Picard's reactions as we GO TO: STAR TREK: "Send In The Clones" - 3/17/89 - ACT TWO 19. 19 INT. OBSERVATION LOUNGE Present are Picard, Riker, Worf and Pulaski. PICARD (to Pulaski) What is the colonists' overall condition? PULASKI They're a little hungry, a little scared, but hiding it well. They were suffering from an amazing variety of preventable diseases -- but the transporter handled that. They're also tough, determined and fun. Overall, I'd say they're charming examples of homo sapiens at their best. Worf ENTERS. PICARD (to Worf) What's the total? WORF Two hundred and twenty-three. PULASKI Count on four more in the next few days. PICARD Next question, what to do with them? Take them to a starbase? They were anachronistic in 2123. How will they cope? RIKER There's no question they could learn and adapt, but it would be dislocating, and the colony would probably be splintered. Maybe we should be looking for a new home for them? Suddenly there is a strident klaxon as an internal alarm goes off. Worf taps his insignia. WORF Lieutenant Worf, report! STAR TREK: "Send In The Clones" - 3/17/89 - ACT TWO 20. 19 CONTINUED: COMPUTER VOICE Fire in Cargo Hold Seven. RIKER The Bringloidi! Everyone is heading for the door. PICARD (to Riker) I wonder what they've done to my ship now. And despite his concern Riker has to grin. 20 INT. CORRIDOR Outside of the cargo hold. TWO SECURITY MEN are already there as Worf, Picard and Riker arrive. PICARD Unseal the doors. Worf punches in the override code into the computer and the doors open. Danilo staggers out. He is drenched, clutching his heart, really playing this to the hilt. DANILO My God, Picard, the place is a bloody death trap! Lightning bolts falling from the ceiling! Picard, Riker and Worf follow Danilo back into the cargo hold. 20A INT. CARGO HOLD People are milling about, subdued, frightened chatter fills the hold. DANILO (continuing) What the hell was that thing? WORF Automated fire system. A force field contains the flames until the available oxygen within the field has been consumed. STAR TREK: "Send In The Clones" - 3/17/89 - ACT TWO 21. 20A CONTINUED: DANILO What if I had been under that thing? WORF You would have been standing in the fire. Danilo glares at the Klingon, not sure if he's being made the butt of a joke, but that dark, impassive face gives away nothing. DANILO Well, ignoring that for the moment. What would have happened to me? WORF You would have suffocated and died. DANILO Sweet mercy. Danilo has led the officers to a corner where a few slightly charred sticks are surrounded by a wide pool of spilled soup. A large iron cauldron is tipped on its side, obviously the source of this mess. Standing near this mess like an outraged goddess is Danilo's daughter BRENNA. She is a stunningly beautiful young woman, and her soaked gown is revealing every lovely curve. Arms militantly akimbo she eyes Picard. BRENNA Your hospitality leaves a hell of a lot to be desired! You don't offer us a bite or a sup, and when we build a fire to cook a little something, the place goes mad! She flings aside the ladel she is holding. Riker is staring in wonder at Brenna. PICARD My apologies, ma'am, I was unaware that you had not been instructed in the use of the food dispensers. BRENNA (truculently to Riker) And what are you staring at? Have you never seen a woman before? STAR TREK: "Send In The Clones" - 3/17/89 - ACT TWO 22. 20A CONTINUED: (2) RIKER (smiling) I thought I had. Danilo slops forward with an incredibly ingratiating smile. DANILO Commander, may I present my daughter, Brenna Odell. RIKER Very pleased to meet you, ma'am. They shake hands, and Riker keeps holding hers. She glances pointedly down at his hand, up at him. BRENNA You may have all the time in the world, but I've dozens of frightened and hungry women and children to care for. RIKER What about the men? BRENNA (with asperity) I'm sure they'll find their comfort as they always do -- in the bottom of a mug of home brew! She disappears around some cargo containers and hung blankets. DANILO (to Riker with an ingratiating smile) Pay her no heed, she's a grand girl. And not usually so... er... (he coughs) ... sharp tongued. BRENNA (V.O.) (like a Banshee) Father! Danilo darts away at Brenna's bellow. Picard throws back his head, and begins to laugh. Riker stares at him. STAR TREK: "Send In The Clones" - 3/17/89 - ACT TWO 23. 20A CONTINUED: (3) RIKER Of all the reactions that's not the one I expected. PICARD Number One, there are times in life when you have to simply bow to the absurd. Danilo returns from around a cargo container. DANILO How did the ship sense the fire? The three officers exchange glances. How do you explain something as complex as the Enterprise to a nineteenth century man? PICARD (clearing his throat) The... ah... ship's computers sense a localized increase in -- Brenna emerges from behind the cargo containers with an armful of blankets. BRENNA Men! Always talking when there's work to be done. She throws them down on the spilled soup. BRENNA (continuing to Picard) Shouldn't you be flying this ship, or whatever it is you do? So powerful and driving is her personality that the Enterprise officers find themselves heading for the doors. Riker suddenly pauses and says a little too casually. RIKER I think I'll go give her some help, Captain. Worf and Picard EXIT the shot, and Riker walks back to Brenna. She is fastidiously picking up the sodden blankets. STAR TREK: "Send In The Clones" - 3/17/89 - ACT TWO 24. 20A CONTINUED: (4) RIKER That wasn't necessary. The ship will clean itself. BRENNA Well, good for the bloody ship! For the first time, she actually looks at Riker and realizes how handsome he is. She gives him a speculative glance from beneath her eyelashes. Then lifts the sodden hem of her skirt, and inspects her feet. BRENNA (continuing, cooing like a dove) Where does a girl go to wash her feet on this ship? RIKER I think it's the responsibility of the ship's first officer to show that girl all the amenities. Riker holds out a hand to her. She lays her hand in his, and gives him a heart-stopping smile. Off their faces as we GO TO: 21 OMITTED 22 INT. CORRIDOR WORF She is very like a Klingon woman, Captain. PICARD My condolences, Mister Worf. Danilo hurries up to them. DANILO Ah, Captain, there's just one other thing. It slipped my mind in all the hustle and bustle -- PICARD The point, Mister Odell? STAR TREK: "Send In The Clones" - 3/17/89 - ACT TWO 25. 22 CONTINUED: DANILO What are you going to do about the other colony? PICARD Other colony? Off everyone's reactions as we: FADE OUT. END OF ACT TWO STAR TREK: "Send In The Clones" - 3/17/89 - ACT THREE 26. ACT THREE FADE IN: 23 EXT. SPACE - THE ENTERPRISE (OPTICAL) racing along at warp speed. PICARD (V.O.) Captain's log, supplemental. A review of stellar charts has revealed a Class M planet, NB2323 only half a light year from the Bringloid system. I am gambling it was the destination of the second colony. 24 INT. SICKBAY Pulaski is treating an ancient Bringloidi. Riker and Brenna ENTER. Pulaski runs a device over the OLD MAN'S arm, and cures his crippling rheumatoid arthritis. His claw-like hand relaxes and he experimentally wiggles the fingers. Brenna is amazed. This is magic. The old man is so pleased with this new mobility that as Pulaski turns away to replace the device he leans off the biobed, and pinches her on the ass. Pulaski calmly swats his hand. PULASKI Behave yourself. OLD MAN You're a fine woman, and you've made a young man of me. PULASKI No, I've cured your arthritis, and if you try anything more energetic you'll probably drop dead. STAR TREK: "Send In The Clones" - 3/17/89 - ACT THREE 27. 24 CONTINUED: OLD MAN (with a leer) I'd die happy. PULASKI Out. He hobbles past Brenna and Riker with a wink and another leer. Pulaski crosses to the couple. BRENNA You know how to handle men. PULASKI Yes, first you have to get their attention. Riker chuckles. He doesn't mind being made the butt of a joke. Brenna crosses to Pulaski. BRENNA How did you give Joey back his hand? PULASKI (picking up the instrument) Oh dear, that would be difficult to explain. BRENNA (frustrated) Like everything else aboard this ship. I'm too ignorant to understand. And this is the one thing that looks useful. The frustration is evident in her voice. Pulaski says very gently -- PULASKI You're interested in medicine? BRENNA I'm healer and midwife. Or I thought I was. Pulaski tries to comfort her. STAR TREK: "Send In The Clones" - 3/17/89 - ACT THREE 28. 24 CONTINUED: (2) PULASKI All I've every wanted is to take away the hurt. These wonderful tools help me do that, but sometimes I feel more like a mechanic than a doctor. Now the situation's reversed. Brenna takes Pulaski's hand in both of hers, closes her eyes as she searches for the healing power. BRENNA You've the hands of a healer. You can't put that in a machine. Suddenly there's a hell of a bond between these women. Riker knows when he's a fifth wheel. RIKER I'll leave you ladies to your discussions. Dinner, Brenna? I'll cook. Brenna glances at Pulaski and raises her eyebrows. Leans in close, keeping it private between the two of them. BRENNA Is he real? Both of the women are eyeing Riker thoughtfully. PULASKI (sotto voce to Brenna) Oh, yes, very real. The message is subtle -- when life offers you something... take it. Riker knows female bonding when he sees it. He gets the hell out of the way. Riker EXITS. 24A INT. RIKER'S QUARTERS (FORMERLY SCENE 26) Brenna and Riker ENTER. The first officer has left books spilled across his desk. Brenna surveys the disorder. BRENNA William Riker, you're a mess. STAR TREK: "Send In The Clones" - 3/17/89 - ACT THREE 29. 24A CONTINUED: She moves to the desk, and begins stacking the books. Riker catches her by the shoulders, and turns her around. They are very close. RIKER You don't have to do that. BRENNA And if I don't, who will? RIKER I can see why your father wants to marry you off. BRENNA Oh, and why is that? RIKER (imitating the patois) So he can have a pipe, and mug of beer in peace. Brenna is eyeing him speculatively. BRENNA You've shown me so many wonders on your great ship, but there is still one thing you haven't shown me. RIKER What's that? Brenna lifts the floor length heavy skirt revealing her feet and a pair of gorgeous legs. BRENNA I'm still waiting to wash my feet. RIKER Through there. Glass of wine while I cook? Riker keys a wall panel and soft, romantic music fills the room. He pours out two glasses of wine from the carafe. Brenna is staring at him in confusion. We have two people from completely different cultures trying to seduce each other, but they don't have the proper cues. BRENNA William, is something wrong? STAR TREK: "Send In The Clones" - 3/17/89 - ACT THREE 30. 24A CONTINUED: (2) RIKER What do you mean? BRENNA Do you not like girls? RIKER Of course I like... Oh... is there a technique to this foot washing? Brenna approaches him. Unhooks her skirt. It puddles about her feet, and she steps out of it wearing a pretty petticoat. BRENNA You generally start low... and work your way up. Riker reaches up pulls the pins from her long hair. It cascades over her shoulders. RIKER I think I can handle that. They are in each other's arms now. BRENNA I was hoping you might. They embrace as we GO TO 24B EXT. SPACE - THE ENTERPRISE (OPTICAL) Booting along at warp speed. 24C INT. MAIN BRIDGE Data has the bridge. Supernumeraries at all other stations. Worf is heading for the forward turbolift as Riker emerges from the forward lift. The first officer looks very content. RIKER Feeling better, Worf? WORF Yes. And you, Commander? RIKER Couldn't be better. STAR TREK: "Send In The Clones" - 3/17/89 - ACT THREE 31. 24C CONTINUED: Worf enters the turbolift. Data stands and yields the command chaair to Riker. RIKER (continuing) Status, Mister Data? DATA Warp factor five, continuing on course for NB2323. E.t.a. eighteen hours. RIKER Excellent. 24D INT. CARGO BAY Brenna, also looking very content, is tatting lace (or sewing). Suddenly she notices movement behind some cargo containers. 25 INT. CARGO BAY - ANOTHER ANGLE (OPTICAL) A secluded corner behind some cargo containers. Danilo and two other men are working about a still. Worf comes around the containers. WORF You sent for me? DANILO We're brewing poteen, but we need a way to heat it without this bloody ship firing bloody lightning bolts at us. WORF You can obtain spiritous liquors from the food dispensers. DANILO (suspicious) It's not that synthehol bilge O'Brien offered me, is it? WORF No, if you wish it can be real alcohol. STAR TREK: "Send In The Clones" - 3/17/89 - ACT THREE 32. 25 CONTINUED: DANILO Good. WORF (warningly) With all of the deleterious effects intact. DANILO As it should be. In the b.g. a group of Bringloidi cluster about a food dispenser. Danilo leads Worf to the wall unit and pushes past the waiting tinkerers. DANILO (continuing) You see, lad, every moment of pleasure has to be purchased by an equal moment of pain. (to the wall unit) Whiskey. A glass MATERIALIZES. Danilo tries a belt. Makes a face. After a lifetime of drinking potato whiskey this is really poor stuff -- far too refined. DANILO (continuing) Terrible. He passes the glass to the other men who sip then nod in agreement. DANILO (continuing) It's got no bite. WORF (to the unit) Chech'tluth. A glass of the potent Klingon brew MATERIALIZES. Worf hands it to Danilo. The human knocks back a slug. It feels as if his lungs and stomach have been vaporized. DANILO (almost unable to speak) Now that's what I call a wee drop of the creature. STAR TREK: "Send In The Clones" - 3/17/89 - ACT THREE 33. 25 CONTINUED: (2) BRENNA (V.O.) (screaming the word like a banshee) Father!! DANILO (continuing to Worf) You remember that moment of pain? Well, it's about to begin. Brenna comes roaring up to join them. Danilo stares at her in comic dismay, with a big ingratiating grin. DANILO (continuing) Hello, darling. She snatches away the glass. BRENNA Darling is it! I might have known! (re the glass) Are you drunk yet, or can you talk with Doctor Pulaski about the children? DANILO What about them? BRENNA She wants to send them to school with the ship's children. DANILO What do you think? BRENNA I think it's a good idea. Danilo nods thoughtfully, pulls out his pipe and starts to fill it. BRENNA (continuing) So go handle it! He jumps like a startled deer, and EXITS. Brenna turns her gaze on the two cronies. They visibly wilt. STAR TREK: "Send In The Clones" - 3/17/89 - ACT THREE 34. 25 CONTINUED: (3) BRENNA (continuing) And I'm sure there's something you can be doing with your time. They fade back into the other Bringloidi, but they're still visible. Brenna turns on Worf. BRENNA And as for you... WORF What! Brenna is unimpressed. BRENNA Why did you have to tell them that this magic wall can give them more than meat and potatoes? Now we'll never get a lick of work out of them. She's appealed to Worf's sense of humor. Dryly he asks. WORF Madam, have you considered a career in security? BRENNA If it's anything like babysitting (she jerks thumb toward the men) -- I'm an authority. Off Worf's expression as we GO TO: 26 OMITTED 27 EXT. SPACE - THE ENTERPRISE (OPTICAL) Coming into orbit around a ringed planet. 28 INT. MAIN BRIDGE (OPTICAL) Present are Picard, Riker, Data, Worf and Troi. There is a supernumerary at CONN. STAR TREK: "Send In The Clones" - 3/17/89 - ACT THREE 35. 28 CONTINUED: WORF Signal from the planet, Captain. PICARD On screen. On the screen APPEARS the face of a handsome older man. Picard stands. PICARD (continuing) This is Jean-Luc Picard of the United Federation vessel USS Enterprise. GRANGER This is tremendous! Welcome, Captain, I'm Wilson Granger, prime minister of Mariposa. DATA No doubt a descendant of Captain Walter Granger. Granger has an odd expression. GRANGER Not quite a descendant. (forces a laugh) We feared that Earth had suffered a catastrophe when no one came to check on us. PICARD I'm afraid you were lost in the bureaucracy, but despite the lateness of our arrival we are here now, and eager to renew ties. GRANGER Splendid! Please, come down, and allow us to extend our hospitality to you and your crew. The screen goes blank. PICARD Number One, form an away team. TROI I would urge caution. Mister Granger is hiding something. STAR TREK: "Send In The Clones" - 3/17/89 - ACT THREE 36. 28 CONTINUED: (2) RIKER We'll check it out. Mister Worf. (he looks up) Doctor Pulaski join me in Transporter Room Three for an away detail. 29 INT. RECEPTION AREA (OPTICAL) The away team MATERIALIZES. Granger (1B) dressed in black diplomat clothes is waiting for them. Riker stares because he looks a lot like Granger, but... Nearby an athletic BLACK MAN (2A) is seated behind a curving desk. A BEAUTIFUL WOMAN (3B) emerges from a doorway behind him, and they confer over some papers. Behind the away team an athletic black man (2B) ENTERS. The man behind the desk and the man entering are identical. (Please cast a racial mix for the clone society.) GRANGER 1B Welcome to Mariposa. Victor Granger, minister of health. RIKER William Riker, Doctor Pulaski, Lieutenant Worf. They shake hands all around. GRANGER 1B I'll escort you to the prime minister. This way please. Pulaski and Granger 1B start walking. Riker and Worf are side by side. RIKER (sotto voce) A brother? Worf merely lets out a low growl to show he's disturbed. 30 OMITTED STAR TREK: "Send In The Clones" - 3/17/89 - ACT THREE 37. 30A HALLWAY Granger 1B leads the team down a hallway. Another door opens, and an athletic black man (2C) steps out, and walks toward the front doors. Worf does a double take, but can't quite get a look at the man. GRANGER 1B Your arrival really is serendipitous. PULASKI Oh, how so? GRANGER 1B Well, perhaps I should leave that for the prime minister to explain. The away team walks past the open door of an office. Seated at a desk is the ANOTHER BEAUTIFUL WOMAN (4A) working at a computer. Another woman (4B) comes down the hall, and enters the office with 4A. Riker stops and stares in at these twins, then hurries to catch up. Riker catches Worf and says in a low tone. RIKER Worf, stand by for immediate beam out. There's something damn odd down here. WORF Aye, Commander. Riker steps back up with Pulaski and Granger 1B who are chatting in a friendly, desultory fashion. GRANGER 1B Is your title scientific or medical? PULASKI Medical. Pulaski casually keys the tricorder on her belt. GRANGER 1B Ah, excellent. PULASKI Is there some medical problem we should know about? STAR TREK: "Send In The Clones" - 3/17/89 - ACT THREE 38. 30A CONTINUED: Riker spots the athletic black man (2A) walking down the hall toward them. Pulaski subtly glances down at her readout. GRANGER 1B I think it best if the -- PULASKI Prime minister explains that. Somehow I thought you might. The team has reached another set of doors. The aide throws them open. 31 INT. GRANGER'S OFFICE Granger stands, and leans over his desk, hand extended, a broad smile of welcome. Riker and Worf are spooked, they're not responding well to this situation. GRANGER Welcome to Mariposa. Another door into the office opens, and in walk two women (3A and 3C) -- (NOTE: 3C is 3B with a hair change). 3C carries a laptop computer. Riker and Worf exchange glances. Pulaski calmly crosses to Granger, and shakes hands. PULASKI Doctor Katherine Pulaski. GRANGER My chief of staff, Elizabeth Vallis. PULASKI So, is your entire population made up of clones, Prime Minister? RIKER Clones? WORF Clones? GRANGER Clones. STAR TREK: "Send In The Clones" - 3/17/89 - ACT THREE 39. 31 CONTINUED: Off Riker and Worf's stunned expressions as we FADE OUT. END OF ACT THREE STAR TREK: "Send In The Clones" - 3/17/89 - ACT FOUR 40. ACT FOUR FADE IN: 32 EXT. SPACE - THE ENTERPRISE (OPTICAL) In orbit around Mariposa. PICARD (V.O.) Captain's log, supplemental. Prime Minister Granger has requested an urgent meeting to discuss the future of the Mariposan colony. 33 INT. GRANGER'S OFFICE Present are Picard, Riker, Pulaski and Granger. There is a coffee service on the desk, and they are each holding a glass. Pulaski has her tricorder in her lap. GRANGER Captain, we need your help. Three hundred years ago during our landing on Mariposa, the skin of the ship was breached. Only five colonists survived. The progenitors weren't willing to just give up and die, and they were scientists -- PICARD So they used that expertise and turned to cloning. GRANGER Yes. They had no other option. Two women and three men were an insufficient gene pool from which to build a society. PULASKI How did you suppress the natural sexual drive? Drugs? Punitive laws? STAR TREK: "Send In The Clones" - 3/17/89 - ACT FOUR 41. 33 CONTINUED: GRANGER In the beginning we used a little of both. Now three hundred years later the entire concept of sexual reproduction is a little repugnant to us. PICARD A culture with no children. GRANGER It's economically more viable to accelerate clone growth. Some basic learning can be chemically imprinted on the developing clone, the rest we do after emergence. PULASKI How did you overcome the problem of replicative fading? GRANGER We didn't. PULASKI You have got a problem. RIKER Wait. I don't understand. Replecative fading? PULASKI Each time you clone you're making a copy of a copy. Subtle errors creep into the chromosomes, and eventually you end up with a non-viable clone. GRANGER Yes. We're developing a sort of mental hardening of the arteries. It's increasingly difficult to respond to new situations. PICARD How can we help? STAR TREK: "Send In The Clones" - 3/17/89 - ACT FOUR 42. 33 CONTINUED: (2) GRANGER We need an infusion of fresh DNA. I was hoping that you would be willing to share tissue samples from your crew. RIKER You want to clone us? GRANGER Yes. RIKER No way. Not me. GRANGER How can you possibly be harmed? RIKER It's not a question of harm. A single William Riker is unique, maybe even special. Hundreds or thousands of them diminish me in a way I can't explain. GRANGER You would be preserving yourself. RIKER Human beings have another way of doing that. We have children. Granger looks to Pulaski. She shakes her head, refusing. To Picard who also shakes his head. PICARD I think you will find this to be the attitude of a predominate number of Enterprise people. GRANGER I see. Well, if you will not help us by sharing your DNA will you at least send people to repair our malfunctioning equipment? PICARD Yes, of course. Number One, form away teams, and get the repairs underway. STAR TREK: "Send In The Clones" - 3/17/89 - ACT FOUR 43. 33 CONTINUED: (3) RIKER Yes, sir. The Enterprise people rise. PULASKI Repairing the equipment is not going to solve your problems. GRANGER What other solution do we have? Remember, Doctor, there are only five of us. 33A INT. HALLWAY - MARIPOSA Riker Pulaski, Geordi and three n.d. crewmembers. Geordi has his tool kit. The three officers, each accompanied by a crewperson move off in opposite directions. 34 thru OMITTED 36 37 INT. GRANGER'S OFFICE (OPTICAL) Riker and Pulaski ENTER. Granger is seated at his desk. A couple of AIDES (5A and 5B) stand beside the door. Two athletic clones flank the desk (2A, 2B and 2C). RIKER You sent for us? The clones by the door draw phaser-like weapons, and fire at Riker and Pulaski. They collapse. The two athletic clones heft Riker by the shoulders and feet, clones 5A and 5B take Pulaski. They start to carry the officers out a side door. There is a knock, clone 2A opens the door. Geordi ENTERS. GEORDI Excuse me, sir, I was looking for Commander Riker. GRANGER I'm afraid I haven't seen him. STAR TREK: "Send In The Clones" - 3/17/89 - ACT FOUR 44. 37 CONTINUED: GEORDI Doctor Pulaski? GRANGER Sorry, I can't help you. Geordi's expression is incredibly neutral, his voice light as he says -- GEORDI Guess I'll just have to hunt for them. Sorry to disturb you. Geordi EXITS. 38 OMITTED 39 INT. CLONING LABORATORY Riker and Pulaski are unconscious on surgical tables. Using long hand-held needles, two clones (4A and 4B) in surgical gear penetrate the officers' sternums to remove tissue samples. Two NURSES (5A and 5B) assist. In the b.g. is the cloning equipment open and empty. 39A EXT. SPACE - THE ENTERPRISE (OPTICAL) In orbit around Mariposa. 39B INT. CARGO HOLD (PREVIOUSLY SCENE 34) As many extras as can possibly be squeezed into the hold, all dressed in scruffy immigrant clothes. An occasional cry from a baby, chickens clucking. Accompanied by traditionally Irish instruments, Danilo, the colony's Shan'a'kee, imparts the history. Worf is seated with Brenna, Picard ENTERS, and leans against a wall just listening. DANILO And after a long and gentle sleep we awoke and there was Bringloid, our dream world. Our companions in the butterfly ship left us off, and said they would leave a guard in heaven to look out for us. (MORE) STAR TREK: "Send In The Clones" - 3/17/89 - ACT FOUR 45. 39B CONTINUED: DANILO (Cont'd) They flew on in the darkness -- their search was not yet over -- but we had found the sun, a world, a home. BRENNA And now we have lost it. DANILO We'll find another. BRENNA When? How long must we wait and journey? Picard's expression has been shifting as various emotions and realizations strike him. He crosses swiftly to Worf, leans in. PICARD I finally understand. That distress satellite was left by the Mariposans as a way to protect the Bringloidi. There were two colonies on that ship. WORF Interesting, Captain. PICARD And not terribly relevant, I know. Still, it gives one pause for thought.... Picard's voice trails away, and he EXITS. 40 OMITTED 40A INT. PULASKI'S OFFICE - SICKBAY (FROM SCENE 40) Riker and Pulaski are seated and talking quietly as Geordi ENTERS. GEORDI What happened on Mariposa? Are you all right? STAR TREK: "Send In The Clones" - 3/17/89 - ACT FOUR 46. 40A CONTINUED: RIKER Is there some reason why we shouldn't be? GEORDI Yeah, every time I asked where you were, some clone lied to me. RIKER (very grim) Lied to you? GEORDI (removes his VISOR) Commander, with this I can see a lot more than your average person. When people lie there are certain physical manifestations; variations in blush response, pupil dilation, pulse and breath rate. I can't use the VISOR on aliens, but humans -- I've got them nailed. PULASKI And the clones lied about our whereabouts? GEORDI Yes. PULASKI I don't remember anything happening. I was working in their medical facility when I got a call to report to Granger's office. I ran into Will on the way and -- GEORDI Granger said he hadn't seen either of you. Did you get to his office? Riker and Pulaski exchange a look. RIKER I don't remember. Pulaski suddenly unlimbers her tricorder. Runs it over Geordi, over Riker, over herself. STAR TREK: "Send In The Clones" - 3/17/89 - ACT FOUR 47. 40A CONTINUED: (2) GEORDI So what's the prognosis, Doc? Will I ever play the piano again? PULASKI (ignoring the quip) Geordi, you'll be pleased to know that you aren't missing any epithelial cells. GEORDI Great. PULASKI Will and I, however, are. RIKER (grimly) Meaning? PULASKI Although you can clone from any cell in the human body the cells lining the stomach are the best choice because they're relatively undifferentiated. Riker whirls, and heads toward the door. He is furiously angry. GEORDI Where are you going? RIKER To that cloning lab. Pulaski and Geordi exchange glances, and plunge after Riker. 41 INT. CLONING LABORATORY (OPTICAL) Riker, Pulaski and Geordi beam into the chamber. At last we see two of the cloning units. Riker approaches one of the smoke filled artificial wombs. He opens the door, and the smoke vents into the lab. Inside is a half-formed clone, but it is still recognizably the first officer. He recoils. We see his anger and disgust as he gropes for his phaser. STAR TREK: "Send In The Clones" - 3/17/89 - ACT FOUR 48. 41 CONTINUED: Riker blasts the developing clone. It vanishes. Riker steps to the second cloning unit. Opens the door; the smoke vents. He looks inside, looks back to Pulaski and cocks his head toward the clone. Pulaski nods. Riker blasts that clone, and it vanishes. The doors open, and Granger with three identical armed clones (2A, 2B, 2C) rush into the laboratory. Off various reactions as we: FADE OUT. END OF ACT FOUR STAR TREK: "Send In The Clones" - 3/17/89 - ACT FIVE 49. ACT FIVE FADE IN: 42 INT. CLONING LABORATORY (OPTICAL) There is a moment of complete dislocation as Geordi and Pulaski look from Riker to the armed clones, and back again. Geordi stares from the first officer with his phaser in hand to the empty space which used to hold the cloning equipment. GEORDI I don't suppose you'd believe this was an accident? GRANGER Murderers! RIKER Like hell! You're a damn thief! PULASKI (stepping between them) Gentlemen, please. The armed clones lower their weapons. GRANGER What else could we do? We asked for your help and you refused! We're desperate. Desperate! RIKER So that gives you the right to assault us, and rob us, and -- GRANGER We have a right to survive! Off everyone's frustrated, angry expressions as we GO TO: 43 OMITTED 43A INT. CAPTAIN'S READY ROOM (FROM SCENE 43) Present are Picard, Riker, Pulaski, and Troi. STAR TREK: "Send In The Clones" - 3/17/89 - ACT FIVE 50. 43A CONTINUED: PICARD Doctor, how desperate is the colony's situation? PULASKI They've got two maybe three more generations, then the fading will become terminal. They're the walking dead now, they just haven't been buried. RIKER I want that cloning equipment inspected. Who knows how many tissue samples they've stolen. I have the right to exercise control over my own body. PULASKI You'll get no argument from me. TROI I know the Mariposan culture seems alien, even frightening, but we really do have much in common. They're human beings fighting to survive. Would we do any less? PICARD Are you saying we should give them the DNA samples they require? PULASKI (stepping in) That's just postponing the inevitable. So they get an infusion of fresh DNA -- fifteen generations and they're back to the same problem. Cloning isn't the answer. They need breeding stock. Suddenly all the pieces of the puzzle come together. PICARD The Bringloidi. STAR TREK: "Send In The Clones" - 3/17/89 - ACT FIVE 51. 43A CONTINUED: (2) TROI (excited, seeing the possibilities) The Bringloidi have energy and drive, a sense of wonder. The clones possess emotional maturity, and technological know-how. PICARD They started out together. It does seem only fitting that they end up together. PULASKI (ironically) It's a match made in heaven. RIKER Unfortunately it's going to be a shotgun wedding. 44 OMITTED 44A INT. OBSERVATION LOUNGE (FROM SCENE 44) Picard, Pulaski, Danilo, and Granger hunkered down for some hard bargaining. GRANGER I'm sorry, Captain, but it's out of the question. You're trying to dump your problem off on us. (wearily) And we've got problems of our own. PICARD Can't you understand? The Bringloidi can help you. GRANGER (indicating Danilo) Look at him. How could we ever integrate that into our society? DANILO (growls) You're no prize yourself. STAR TREK: "Send In The Clones" - 3/17/89 - ACT FIVE 52. 44A CONTINUED: GRANGER Primitive, hostile, disruptive. It would require enormous effort to even educate them. DANILO (standing) Forget it, Captain Picard. I'm not coming with my hat in my hand to beg charity from this bastard. PICARD Sit down! I am not going to allow brag... (a look to Danilo) ... and bigotry... (a look to Granger) ... to destroy this meeting. Danilo sinks back into his chair. PICARD (to Granger) Commander Riker wants your laboratories inspected for any stolen tissue. I can understnad his concern, and I think we're going to have to transport all of your equipment to the Enterprise. GRANGER (bitterly) I see, when reason fails you'll resort to blackmail. PICARD (angry) All right, die! PULASKI (musing) It's not so bad, Captain. In fifty years we'll have a new Class M planet, complete with cities, all ready for colonization. Granger looks stricken. STAR TREK: "Send In The Clones" - 3/17/89 - ACT FIVE 53. 44A CONTINUED: (2) PICARD (gentler now) The end is closer than you'd like to think. GRANGER I don't know. The difficulties involved... DANILO Look, man, we're decent, hard working people. We're willing to learn. GRANGER They're so different. PICARD Yes. But it's differences which have made us strong. PULASKI An open society is a healthy society. When you allow your culture to become a melting pot it grows in exciting directions. GRANGER For three hundred years we've denied the carnal side of our nature. How can we learn to put that aside? DANILO You put a couple of young people together and you let nature take its course. PULASKI (to Danilo) To make this work you're going to have to alter your society, too. Monogamous marriage won't be possible for several generations. DANILO I'm not sure I follow. STAR TREK: "Send In The Clones" - 3/17/89 - ACT FIVE 54. 44A CONTINUED: (3) PULASKI Thirty couples are enough to create a viable genetic base. But the broader the base the safer and healthier the society. It would be best if each woman -- Mariposan and Bringloidi -- had at least three children by three different men. DANILO (preening slightly) I think I could handle that. GRANGER God, this is so... so... PICARD Frightening? GRANGER Repugnant. PULASKI The normal drives are still there. You're just going to have to alter your attitudes. DANILO So, it's a done deal? Granger slowly, reluctantly nods. DANILO (continuing) My hand on it. Granger offers his hand. Danilo spits into his palm, and clasps Granger's hand. There is the expected reaction from the clone. DANILO (continuing) Now come on, I want to stake out my three ladies. Send in the clones. PICARD (sotto voce) I must be out of my mind. STAR TREK: "Send In The Clones" - 3/17/89 - ACT FIVE 55. 44A CONTINUED: (4) PULASKI (sotto voce) Starfleet's probably going to agree. 45 OMITTED 46 OMITTED 46A INT. CARGO BAY Picard, Granger and Danilo step into the Cargo Hold. Danilo crosses quickly to Brenna, and they begin talking. Granger stares at this mass of humanity. Little boys playing marbles, a young girl skipping rope. Men and women mending clothes, sharpening knives, trying to keep busy as they wait to get out of this metal bottle. Granger gives Picard a look of "Oh, God, help!" Picard puts a hand on the clone's shoulder, and urges him deeper into the hold. Suddenly Brenna roars over, and confronts Picard. BRENNA Isn't that just like a man! You make these grandiose decisions, but you never stop to consider the poor women. PICARD Miss Odell, I am -- BRENNA You men draw a mug, and solve all the world's problems while the beer goes down. But when it comes to the practical matters it always falls to the women to make your grand dreams come true. PICARD Miss Odell, you're the one who wanted a new home. STAR TREK: "Send In The Clones" - 3/17/89 - ACT FIVE 56. 46A CONTINUED: BRENNA But I don't know if I want to be Eve! PICARD That is your choice. If you wish to stay aboard the Enterprise we will drop you at a starbase, and you can go where you will. BRENNA Leave my dad? PICARD Brenna, you've always been the mothering force for your people. If this is going to work they'll need your wisdom and guidance. BRENNA But my life has just gotten very narrow. PICARD We have to make choices. BRENNA Oh, damn. She pauses, and stares thoughtfully at Granger, who is picking his way like a fastidious crane through the crowd of Bringloidi. BRENNA (continuing) (indicating Granger with a head jerk) What does he do again? PICARD He's the prime minister. BRENNA Sounds important. PICARD It is. BRENNA Sounds like he might have more than two coins to rub together. (MORE) STAR TREK: "Send In The Clones" - 3/17/89 - ACT FIVE 57. 46A CONTINUED: (2) BRENNA (Cont'd) (a beat) Three husbands? Picard nods. Brenna walks over to Granger. Speaks to him. Then lifts the hem of her skirt, smiles up at him. As we GO TO: 46B EXT. SPACE - THE ENTERPRISE (OPTICAL) 47 OMITTED 48 INT. MAIN BRIDGE Picard in the command chair, Troi is at his side. Worf is at Tactical. Data at OPS. Supernumerary at CONN. Riker and Pulaski ENTER from the aft turbolift. PICARD All squared away? RIKER The Bringloidi have reached their new home. DATA It is unfortunate that we cannot remain for several months, and observe the integration of the two colonies. PULASKI They're going to do just fine. They're survivors, both of them. PICARD We've done what we could. We've put the cats in the same sack, and given it a good shake. DATA But what is occurring on Mariposa is a demonstration of sociobiology, and the concept of the selfish gene. (MORE) STAR TREK: "Send In The Clones" - 3/17/89 - ACT FIVE 58. 48 CONTINUED: DATA (Cont'd) Males and females are each pursuing their respective reproductive strategies in an effort to maximize their contribution to the gene pool of the next generation. RIKER Data, I liked the captain's analogy better. DATA Why? PULASKI It was more romantic. Troi is laughing. Riker is struggling to suppress a smile. Data is bewildered. DATA How are cats in a sack romantic? They would fight and scratch and... Everyone is laughing now. WORF Very romantic. I hunt in darkness. The stars my guide. The memory of you sings in my blood. I seize the gift. The bridge crew is really entranced. Wow, Klingon poetry. This is really building to something. What is the gift? WORF (continuing) Carry it to your bower. And lay at your feet the hearts of my enemies. The silence is deafening. Picard turns slowly back to face the main viewscreen. Points at CONN. PICARD Engage. STAR TREK: "Send In The Clones" - 3/17/89 - ACT FIVE 59. 48 CONTINUED: (2) WORF (sotto voce) Perhaps it does not translate well. 49 OMITTED 50 EXT. SPACE - THE ENTERPRISE (OPTICAL) Leaving orbit and the rubber band effect as they warp out. FADE OUT. END OF ACT FIVE THE END