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Pulaski: "Medical Log, Stardate 42437.5. Ira Graves is arguably the greatest Human mind in the universe. For years he's lived in near isolation on a remote planet, devoting full time to his research. Eight hours ago, we monitored a message from his assistant, urgently requesting medical aid. I only hope we can reach him in time."
Geordi: "Did you damage your face, Data?"
Data: "It is a beard, Geordi. A fine, full, dignified beard. One which commands respect and projects thoughtfulness and dignity. Well? Opinions?"
Geordi: "Uhh..."
Troi: "It's, uh, very different."
Data: "When I stroke the beard thusly, do I not appear more intellectual?"
Geordi: "Uhh..."
Troi: "I'm sorry, I have to go now, goodbye!" (walks out laughing)
Geordi: "But... "
Data: "Why was she laughing?"
Troi: "I thought you didn't like people?"
Graves: "Women aren't people. They're women!"
Brianna: "Are you a Romulan?"
Worf: "Hardly."
Graves: "He's a Klingon, Kareen. Kareen's lived her since her father died when she was very young. Her only knowledge of un-human races comes from me. Klingons and Romulans don't look much alike, Kareen even though they act much alike."
Worf: "Grrr... stand here and be insulted."
Graves: "Looks like Soong's work."
Data: "Quite correct, sir. Did you know Doctor Soong?"
Graves: "Know him? I taught him everything he knows. You could say that I was the father of his work. Haha. Which, er, kinda makes me your grandfather doesn't it sonny."
Picard: "Captain's Log, Stardate 42437.7. We've successfully repaired the stricken liner Constantinople. 46 of her people suffered injuries, mostly minor. They have been treated and supplied with the proper medicines. Our task complete, we are heading back to Gravesworld with great dispatch."
Data: "I have noticed Doctor..."
Graves: "Call me Grandpa. Seems more touching in my final hours."
Data: "I have noticed Grandpa, that you keep repeating the same notes of a musical phrase I am unfamiliar with."
Graves: "Oh, it's an ancient little tune called "If I Only Had A Heart." A plaintive lament sung by a mechanical man who longs to be human. It's his only wish."
Data: "What happens to this man?"
Graves: "He finds out that he is human after all. Always was -- just worried so much he never realized it."
Data: "Ah! A happy ending. The mechanical man gets his wish."
Picard: "Captain's Log, supplemental. I leave Gravesworld with an empty feeling in the knowledge that our mission was unsuccessful. Whatever scientific secrets Ira Graves was about to unlock have been lost forever. Our immediate priority is to reach the nearest Starbase so that Grave's assistant can get on with her life"
Data: "Just look at that face. The face of a thinker, a warrior, a man for all seasons. Yes, Ira Graves was all that and more. But he was not perfect. Perhaps his greatest fault was that he was too selfless. He cared too much for his fellow man, With never a thought for himself. A man of limitless accomplishments and unbridled modesty. I can safely say that to know him was to love him. And to love him was to know him. Those who knew him, loved him. While those who did not know him, loved him from afar."
Picard: "Data"
Data: "I am almost finished sir."
Picard: "You are finished, Data."
Picard: "Captain's Personal Log: Although Commander Data has assured me that his odd behavior will return to normal, I can't help thinking that something went wrong during his visit to Gravesworld."
Wesley: "That was a great speech, Data. 'To know him is to love him is to know him'?"
Data: "Verbal composition at it's most sophisticated level. Your childlike mind cannot appreciate the timeworn wisdom of my words."
Wesley: "Childlike mind?"
Data: "When you get to be my age, you will understand."
Wesley: "Your age? Data, chronologically you're not much older than I am."
Data: "You are only as old as you feel. Try to remember that, boy."
Picard: "I thought you might enjoy the bridge, Miss Briannon. I'm aware of your interest in science. Perhaps you'd like to see the computer terminal..."
Data: "Yes, and I am aware of your interest in her."
Picard: "What was that, Commander?"
Data: "Nothing sir. Nothing at all."
Picard: "These are the science stations. From the command
center here, we have control of all the science stations..."
Wesley: "Data, What are you doing?!"
Data: "I detest hypocrisy. I wish they would just come out and admit it."
Picard: "Admit what, Mister Data?"
Data: "That your interest in Kareen is not purely professional. Try as you will, you cannot win her heart. She does not care for older men. Or men of limited intellect."
Picard: "Mr. Data, you will come with me right now. Do you understand me?"
Data: "I understand. I understand all too well. Removing the competition will not help you, Picard."
Picard: "I understand your desperation. The shock of learning you were dying, but you have no right to do what you have done."
Graves/Data: "I have every right, Captain! I am man, he is machine. There is no question about who must live and *what* must die."
Graves/Data: "I would not come up here if I were you, Captain. You might not like it!"
Picard: "Graves, every man has his time. Every man. Without exception. But you cheated. You have extended your life at the expense of another. Graves, give Data back. Give him back."
Graves/Data: "Data is dead."
Picard: "No. He must not be lost. He is not simply an android. He's a lifeform, entirely unique."
Graves/Data: "Data is not human! He is..."
Picard: "He is different, yes. But that does not make him expendable, or any less significant. No being is so important that he can usurp the rights of another. Now set him free!"
Graves/Data: "No!... How many? How many more accidents?"


Picard: "Captain's Log, supplemental. We've said good-bye to Karen Briannon with the hopeful feeling that her future will be a bright one. The intellect of Ira Graves has been deposited into our computer. There is knowledge, but no consciousness. The human equation has been lost."
Data: "I trust I did nothing.. unbecoming to a Starfleet officer?"
Riker: "Does wrestling with a Klingon targ ring a bell?"
Picard: "Mister Crusher, take us out of orbit."
Wesley: "Aye, sir."
Data: "Did I win?!"