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Riker: "Something wrong, sir?"
Picard: "I just got a message from Starfleet command."
Riker: "Bad news?"
Picard: "You could say that. I have been invited to the annual Starfleet Admirals' Banquet."
Riker: "My condolences."
Picard: "I managed to avoid it in the past six years, but now it seems my luck has run out."
   
Data: [on his nightmare] "Strange is not a sufficient adjective to describe the experience."
   
Data: [to Geordi] "It appears Ensign Tyler still has a crush on you. It is clear you did not speak to her."
   
Troi: "Data, you must be the first person who has come to my office and been excited of the prospect of a new neurosis."
   
Worf: "It is not music."
Riker: "Worf, it's better than music. It's jazz."
   
Data: "May I ask a personal favor?"
Worf: "Yes."
Data: "Will you take care of Spot for me?"
Worf: "Your animal?"
Data: "I am afraid if I have another waking dream, I might injure him."
Worf: "Of course. Spot, come here."
Data: "Unlike a canine, Spot does not respond to verbal commands."
   
Data: "He will need to be fed once a day. He prefers feline supplement number 25."
Worf: "I understand."
Data: "And he will require water, and you must provide him with a sand box. And you must talk to him. Tell him he is a pretty cat ... and a good cat."
Worf: "I will feed him."
Data: "Perhaps that will be enough."
   
Picard: "How long before we have warp power again ?"
Geordi: "Well, we have got to manufacture a new conduit, that's at least six hours' work."
Picard: "Six hours! The banquet will be completely over by then. That's very unfortunate."
Geordi: "I could try and speed up things a bit."
Picard: "No, NO, no. I wouldn't want to sacrifice the safety of the ship."
Geordi: "Understood, sir."
   
Troi: "Data! Sometimes a cake is just a cake."

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