Data: "Why is Spot under the bed ?" Geordi: "Probably because she knows if I catch her, I'm gonna kill her." Data: "Has Spot been misbehaving ?" Geordi: "So far, she's broken a vase, a teapot, she's ruined one of my chairs using it as a scratchpost and she has gotten hair-balls all over my carpet." Data: "These incidents are common to cat-owners. When you borrowed Spot, you said you wanted to experience the full range of feline behavior before getting a cat yourself."
	Data: "Unfortunately, I have been less than successful." [at training Spot] Geordi: "I've got an idea. How about a phaser? A low stun-setting at just the right moment might do the trick." Data: "Geordi, I can not stun my cat." Geordi: "I was kidding, Data."
	Data: "What did she train her cat to do ?" Geordi: "She had that cat jumping on her arm on command." Data: "Interesting. Perhaps I can modify your sister's techniques to keep Spot from jumping on the console. Do you know how she was able to train her cat ?" Geordi: "Well, as I recall, she walked around for two months with a piece of tuna in her blouse."
	Data: [to Spot] "Spot. Spot. Spot. Down. Spot. Down. Down. [sighs] Spot. Down. This is down, down is good. This is up. Up is no."
	Geordi: "Don't tell me you are trying to teach the cat to use the console ?" Data: "It is part of her training program. I am teaching Spot to jump down from the desk on my command." Geordi: "How is it going?" Data: "I have .. not been .. entirely successful."
	Geordi: "Captain, we may be able to get out of here without using the warp engines." Riker: "How, Geordi?" Geordi: "When was the last time you went surfing, Commander?"

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