Episode Quotes

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Data: "There was a young lady from Venus, whose body was shaped like a..."
Picard: "Data!"
   
Data: "We are more alike than unlike, my dear Captain. I have pores, humans have pores. I have fingerprints, humans have fingerprints. My chemical nutrients are like your blood. If you prick me, do I not .. leak?"
   
[to Data]
Yar
: "You jewel, that's exactly what I wanted to hear!"
   
Data: "Indications of what humans would call a wild party?"
   
Wesley: "It was an adult who did it!"
   
Yar: "But I got out of uniform for you, Data"
   
Tsiolkovsky: "Well hello, Enterprise, welcome. I hope you have a lot of pretty boys on board, because I'm willing - and waiting. In fact, we're going to have a real blow-out here"
   
Riker: "You were right, someone blew out the hatch. They were all sucked out into space."
Data: "Correction, sir. That's, 'Blown out'."
Riker: "Thank you, Data."
Data: "A common mistake, sir.
   
Crusher: "If you were any more perfect, Data, I'd have to write you up in a Starfleet Medical Textbook"
Data: "I am already listed in several bio-mechanical texts, Doctor"
Crusher: "Yes, of course.
"

[later]
Riker: "This ought to be easy for someone written up in bio-mechanical texts"
   
Picard: "Ah, good, Data, at least you're functioning."
Data: "Fully, Captain."
   
Intercom-Picard: "Attention all decks, all divisions. Effective immediately, I have handed over control of this vessel to Acting Captain Wesley Crusher."
Picard: "'Acting Captain'?"
Wesley: "Thank you, Captain Picard, thank you. And with that order dawns a brave new day for the Enterprise."
   
Picard: "Worf, you know what to do - take us ... uh ..."
Riker: "Take us out of here"
Picard: "Right"
   
Yar: "Data, I'm only going to tell you this once - It never happened"
   
Picard: "I think we shall end up with a fine crew if we avoid temptation"

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