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Data: "There was a
young lady from Venus, whose body was shaped like a..."
Picard: "Data!" |
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Data: "We
are more alike than unlike, my dear Captain. I have pores,
humans have pores. I have fingerprints, humans have
fingerprints. My chemical nutrients are like your blood.
If you prick me, do I not .. leak?" |
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[to Data]
Yar: "You
jewel, that's exactly what I wanted to hear!" |
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Data: "Indications
of what humans would call a wild party?" |
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Wesley: "It
was an adult who did it!" |
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Yar: "But
I got out of uniform for you, Data" |
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Tsiolkovsky: "Well
hello, Enterprise, welcome. I hope you have a lot of
pretty boys on board, because I'm willing
- and waiting.
In fact, we're going to have a real blow-out here" |
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Riker: "You were right,
someone blew out the hatch. They were all sucked out into
space."
Data: "Correction, sir.
That's, 'Blown out'."
Riker: "Thank you, Data."
Data: "A common mistake, sir. |
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Crusher:
"If you were any more perfect,
Data, I'd have to write you up in a Starfleet Medical
Textbook"
Data: "I am already
listed in several bio-mechanical texts, Doctor"
Crusher: "Yes, of course."
[later]
Riker: "This ought to be easy for someone
written up in bio-mechanical texts" |
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Picard: "Ah, good,
Data, at least you're functioning."
Data: "Fully, Captain." |
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Intercom-Picard:
"Attention all decks, all divisions. Effective
immediately, I have handed over control of this vessel to
Acting Captain Wesley Crusher."
Picard: "'Acting Captain'?"
Wesley: "Thank you, Captain Picard, thank you. And
with that order dawns a brave new day for the Enterprise." |
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Picard: "Worf, you know what
to do - take us
... uh ..."
Riker: "Take us out of
here"
Picard: "Right" |
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Yar:
"Data, I'm only going to tell you this once - It
never happened" |
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Picard:
"I think we shall end up with a fine crew if we
avoid temptation" |