Geordi: "Yeah, but locking it into a diagnostic cycle so that the pattern wouldn't degrade and then cross-connecting in the phase inducers to provide regenerative power source, that's absolutely brilliant." Scotty: "Well, I think it was only 50 % brilliant. Franklin deserves better."
	Scotty: "Well, I say this about your Enterprise. The doctors are a fair sight prettier."
	Picard: "How are you feeling?" Scotty: "I don't know. How am I feeling?" Beverly: "Other than a few bumps and bruises I say you feel fine for a man of 147." Scotty: "And I don't feel a day over a hundred and twenty."
	Scotty: [to Geordi] "You mind a little advice? Starfleet captains are like children. They want everything right now and they want it their way. But the secret is to give them only what they need, not what they want."
	Geordi: "Yeah, well, I told the captain I will have this analysis done in an hour." Scotty: "How long will it really take?" Geordi: "An hour." Scotty: "Oh, You didn't tell him how long it would REALLY take, did you?" Geordi: "But of course I did." Scotty: "Oh, laddie. You got a lot to learn if you want the people to think of you as a miracle worker."
	Scotty: "You are not quite ... human, are you?" Data: "No, sir. I am an android. Lieutenant Commander Data." Scotty: "Synthetic scotch, synthetic commanders..."
	Scotty: "What is it?" Data: "It is ... it is ... It is green."
	Geordi: "Are you feeling all right?" Scotty: "Never get drunk unless you are willing to pay for it the next day."
	Geordi: "You know, if we can get these engines back on line, we could track them with their impulse ion trail." Scotty: "Are you daft?? The main drive assembly's shot, the inducers are melted, the power couplings are wrecked, we need a week just to get started! But! We don't have a week, so we've no sense crying about it. Come on, we'll see what we can do with your power converter."
	Scotty: "Shove the deuterium from the main cryo pump to the auxiliary tank." Geordi: "The tank can't withstand that kind of pressure." Scotty: "Where did you get that idea?" Geordi: "What do you mean 'where did I get that idea' ? It's in the impulse engine specifications." Scotty: "Regulation 42-15: 'Pressure variances on the IRC tank storage' ?" Geordi: "Yeah." Scotty: "Forget it. I wrote it. A good engineer is always a wee bit conservative, at least on paper. Just bypass the secondary cut-off valve and boost the flow. It will work."
	Scotty: [to Riker] "Laddie, every woman has her own charm. You just have to know where to look for it."
	Computer: "Please enter program." Scott: "The android at the bar said you could show me my old ship. Let me see it!" Computer: "Insufficient data. Please specify parameters." Scott: "The Enterprise! Show me the Bridge of the Enterprise, you chattering piece of--" Computer: "There have been five Federation ships with that name. Please specify by registry number." Scott: "N-C-C-1-7-0-1. No bloody 'A', 'B', 'C', or 'D'."

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