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Ro: "So, what the hell am I supposed to do now?"
Guinan: "You are not supposed to do anything. That's what relieved of duty means."
Ro: "Well, I should be doing something instead of just standing around waiting for them to find a cure."
Guinan: "You're right. Lets go play."
Ro: "What?"
Guinan: "I haven't been young for a long time and I intend to enjoy every minute of it."
   
Guinan: "I bet you are a jumper... a jumper, you know. Someone who jumps up and down on furniture all the time."
Ro: "What?"
Guinan: "You are a jumper, all right. The quiet ones, they always look so innocent. You think you can turn your back on them - next thing you know, bang, they are bouncing off the bed."
Ro: "That is the most ridiculous thing I have even heard. Most of the time I didn't even have a bed."
Guinan: "But you did have one sometimes. And I bet you jumped on it."
Ro: "I most certainly did not."
Guinan: "Yeah, I can see it in your eyes. You can barely resist the urge. To leap up and start jumping around like a Tarcassian razor-beast."
Ro: "Guinan!"
Guinan: "Oh yeah. Oh yeah."
Ro: "This is ridiculous."
Guinan: "That's right. And don't you dare join me, Ro Laren. You don't like jumping on beds."
Ro: "Oh yeah? I can jump higher!"
   
Guinan: "How much further do we have to go?" [crawling in the Jeffries-tubes]
Ro: "Oh, about 50 meters. Don't tell me you are tired."
Guinan: "I'm not as young as I used to be."
   
Riker: "Okay, Morta. The Enterprise computer system is controlled by three primary main processor cores, cross-linked with redundant melacord-remastat 14-kiloquad interface modules. The core element is based on an FTL nanoprocessor with 25 bilateral kelalacterals. With 20 of those being slaved into the primary Heisentram terminals. Now, you know what a bilateral kelalacteral is?"
Morta: "Of course I do, human. I am not stupid!"
Riker: "No. Of course not... This is the isopolivial interface which controls the main feremental drive unit. DON'T touch that, you'll blow up the entire feremental drive."
Morta: "What!? ... Wait, what is a ... a feremental drive? Just explain it to me."
Riker: "That is the feremental drive unit. It controls the remastat core and keeps the ontarien metafold at 40 000 KRG's. The feremental drive is powered up--"
   
Riker: [to Morta] "So, one more time. The remastat kiloquad capacity is a function: square-root the intermix ratio times the sum of the plasma injector quotion."

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