Worf: "I'm fine." Pulaski: "You are not fine, you fainted." Worf: "I did not faint. Klingons do not faint."
	Worf: "How would Commander Riker feel if he had the measles?" Pulaski: "Pretty silly."
	Picard: "This is my security chief, Lieutenant Worf." Danilo O'Dell: "I don't suppose security is much of a problem for you."
	Danilo O'Dell: "What the hell was that thing?" Worf: "Automated fire system. A force field contains the flame until the remaining oxygen has been consumed." Danilo O'Dell: "Ah. What if I'd been under that thing?" Worf: "You would have been standing in the fire." Danilo O'Dell: "Yeah, well, leaving that aside for the moment, I mean what would have happened to me?" Worf: "You would have suffocated and died." Danilo O'Dell: "Yeah, ah .. sweet mercy."
	Brenna O'Dell: "And what are you staring at? Have you never seen a woman before?" Riker: "I thought I had."
	Riker: "That isn't necessary. The ship will clean itself." Brenna O'Dell: "Well, good for the bloody ship."
	Brenna O'Dell: "William, is something wrong?" Riker: "What do you mean?" Brenna O'Dell: "Do you not like girls?" Riker: "Of course I do. Is there a special technique to this foot-washing?" Brenna O'Dell: "You generally start at the top, and work your way down." Riker: "I think I can handle that." Brenna O'Dell: "Mmm. I was hoping you might."
	[to Worf] Danilo O'Dell: "You see lad, every moment of pleasure in life has to be purchased by an equal moment of pain."
	Worf: "Madam, have you ever considered a career in security?" Brenna O'Dell: "If it's anything like baby-sitting, I'm an authority."
	Riker: "It's not a question of harm. One William Riker is ... unique, perhaps even special. But a hundred a him ... a thousand of him ... diminishes me in ways I can't even imagine."
	Pulaski: "It's a match made in heaven." Riker: "Unfortunately, it will have to be a shotgun wedding."
	Granger: "For three hundred years we have denied the carnal side of our nature. How can we learn to put that aside?" Danilo O'Dell: "Eh, well, you ... you put a young couple together ... and ... you let nature take its course."
	Picard: "I must be out of my mind." Pulaski: "Starfleet would probably agree with you."
	Pulaski: "Worf! You're a romantic!" Worf: "It is among the Klingons that love poetry achieves its fullest flower."
	Picard: "Sometimes, Number One, you just have to...bow to the absurd."
	Riker: "We certainly have a right to exercise control over our own bodies." Pulaski: "You'll get no argument from me."

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