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Graves: "It's no secret that I don't like people much, and I like doctors even less."
Troi: "That's funny. I thought most doctors were people."
Graves: "Then you are wrong. Ask any patient."
   
Troi: "I thought you didn't like people."
Graves: "Women aren't people, they are women."
   
Karren Briannon: "Excuse me, sir. Are you a Romulan?"
Worf: [Growls] "Hardly."
   
Graves: "I'll let you know a little secret, sonny. I don't really believe I will be dying."
Data: "But the doctor--"
Graves: "Oh, I'll die, but I won't really be dead. You see, I believe I've learned to transfer the wealth of my knowledge into a computer. Before I die, I plan to transfer my great intellect into this machine, thus cheating the Grim Reaper of his greatest prize."
   
Picard: "Doctor, what was your impression of Graves ?"
Dr Selar: "He seemed brilliant, egocentric, arrogant, chauvinistic."
Picard: "Sounds familiar ?"
   
Data: "May I ask a question?"
LaForge: "I think you just did."
Data: "Quite correct. Then may I ask another question after this one?"
LaForge: "You can ask me anything you want."
Data: "Why am I lying on the floor, in this undignified position, with the four of you standing over me, displaying expressions of--"
   
Data: "I trust I did nothing unbecoming to a Starfleet officer."
Riker: "Does wrestling with a Klingon targ ring a bell?"
Data: "Did I win?"
   
Data/Graves: "I can hear you coming, Captain! My hearing's better than the average dog's, you know."
   
Data: "Just look at that face. The face of a thinker...a warrior...a man for all seasons. Yet, Ira Graves was not perfect. Perhaps his greatest flaw was that he was too selfless. He simply cared too much about his fellow man, with nary a thought to himself. A man of limitless accomplishments and unbridled modesty. I can safely say that to know Ira Graves was to love him. And to love him was to know him. Those who knew him...loved him. While those who did not know him...loved him from afar--"

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