Texas: "Hey, you are not one of those card-count fellows, are you?" Data: "The number of the cards and their values remain quite constant. What would be the purpose in counting them?"
	Mickey D: "No woman is worth dying for. Killing for, not dying for."
	Data: "Baby needs a new pair of shoes."
	[Reaction to being trapped in the Hotel] Worf: "Permission to use phasers, sir."
	Riker: "We're from the United Federation of Planets" Asst Mgr: "Of course you are!"
	[on the "Hotel Royale"] Picard: "I can't believe this dialogue" [neither can we!]
	[reading "Hotel Royale"] Picard: "It was a dark and stormy night... not a very promising beginning." Troi: "It might get better."
	Worf: "What is this place? How did a being like you get here?" Asst Mgr: "Why this is the Royale, of course. And my personal life is really none of your business, thank you." Riker: "What he means is, what planet is this?" Asst Mgr: "I beg your pardon?" Riker: "This planet. What do you call it?" Asst Mgr: (rolling his eyes) "Earth... What do you call it?" Worf: "We call it Theta Eight." Asst Mgr: "How charming."

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